Actually Maxy! “You have a real instinct of what goes with what,” Prue remarks on her conchas.
And Kevin received a good review and decided to be extremely Scottish to celebrate: “I almost had a handshake. Stingy bastard.
Rebs is told his is too heavy, Carole’s is under-proven and heavy, Abdul’s is too cake-like but Syabira’s is ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL…looking. It did not receive good reviews.
Is anyone gonna make it out alive?
Meanwhile, Prue criticizes Sandro. It’s a bit “tight and stiff”.
And then says James “needs some filler”.
Someone please splash water on Prue’s face. Actually, let’s be honest, mine.
Janusz has a big crack at the top, according to Paul. Listen, I’m just writing what I hear! I don’t take anything out of context! How dare you.
And he was criticized for using plain flour. The premonition has come true! Either way, even though it received a pretty good review, it looks like Janusz’s unstoppable reign is coming to an end.
Although many of the pastries looked a little burnt or a lot burnt (poor Rebs), Syabira wasn’t really kidding when she said her conchas would look like corn on the cob.
They look absolutely fascinating. How does she come up with that in her head?
Matt: “Are you worried about your crack?”
Janusz: “No, I’ll cover it.”
Matt: “It’s better when the crack is covered, isn’t it?”
*looks at the camera*
Yes, you really read The Guardian.
Sandro says to his caramel cappuccino bomb thing, “OK baby. Grow well for me.
*All the conchas begin to fan wildly in the try drawer*
James “strokes his balls”, while Carole “finds his big balls”.
*looks at the camera*
Yes, you read The Guardian.
Dawn *samples chili pepper, spits fire and then watches in agony*
Dawn looks at the camera, “I’m making a chili and chocolate concha.”
Maxy just remarked that Janusz is her “best pal”.
And now I remember why I love this show. It’s all you imagine when the cameras aren’t on and you realize that a good half of them are friends in real life.
Carole is trying Mexican Week: “Am I making an Anis… Panda Denise?”
Just give him Star Baker. It’s finish.
Rebs: “I planned everything down to the minute.”
Everyone in the Guardian’s comments section starts typing.
Sandro does a “salted caramel cappuccino bomb thing”.
No, it wasn’t me who misheard and freaked out. It’s Sandro who panics.
A delight to see Rebs and Abdul back in the tent. To celebrate, Channel 4 has decided to extend the show by 15 minutes and offer us three additional commercial breaks! So generous of them.
And has Paul Hollywood been to Mexico recently? I would like him to tell us.
I just want James to do stuff based on his own tattoos from now on.
Important reminder: he has a tattoo of a RACCOON and a PANDA.
More updates as we get them.
Syabira’s constant enthusiasm is such bloody joy. She just throws herself head first. Nothing ever seems too much for her.
This week, she’s making conchas that not only are full of corn and custard, but look like real mini corn on the cob. Of course they do. She’s creative as hell.